Assalam-O-Alaikum!Ramazan ul mubarak k pooray mahinay main parhay janay walay wazaif*rozana 1200 martaba kalma tayaba( pehla kalma) din bhar main kisi bhi waqt kisi bhi namaz k baad *aik mukamal quran pak poray mahinay main*rozana namaz isha k baad 2 namaz toba aur 2 rakat namaz shukrana ada karain.Khurram
Pathan:Yar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?2nd Pathan:Hahahaha Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi Aye Ga.K.
ترکِ مراسم کا جواز کیونکر ھوا پیدا تمھیں تو ساتھ میرا دور تک نبھانا تھ ابھی تو ھمیں عشق میں راہِ وفا سے گزرنا تھا
Larky wale larki dakhny gaye Susar "BETI Tumhain chai Ati hai?Larki "sharma k mujhe abi DOODH nahi ata chaye kahan say aye gi? 
Aurat Doctor se: Mujhe chabi wala teeka laga dain Doctor:Ap k kitnay bachay hainAurat: MASHALLAH mere 11 bachay hain Doctor: Phir to Taala he lagwa lain:-)
Wohi mehsoos karte hain tapish dard-e-mohabat. jo apne aap se barh kar kisi se piyar karte hain.K
How true my feelings wereI found out to be The best thing in my life Was when we get pakistan on 14 August Azadi Mubarak.k.
Khoon e Dil de K Nekhareen Ge Rukh Barg e Gulab Hum Ne Gulshan kay Tahafaz ke Qasam Khai Hay Happy Independence Day.K
Gunaah karke saza se darte hain Zeher pi ke dawa se darte hain Dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi Hum to apno ke rooth jaane se darte hain.
Jis Dil Mein Teri Chahat Thi Us Dil Ko Meine Tor Diya Badnaam Na Tujhe Hone Doon Ga Is Liye Tera Naam Hi Lena Chor Diya.K
Uss Larki ki capacity per main heraan hoon“Tashah”jo kehti hai DAWLANCE liya to baat bani.
Tum Is Shehr k Khuloos se waqif nai faraz Ye to mohsin ko bi sar-e-aam saza dete hain.K.
Hamari Jaan jaye ge to jaan jao gay Tashah ke hassil kuch nai hota kisi ko Azmanay ke sy
Ankon mein kuch nami thi Mujh mein shayed Vitamin ke kami thi Jis se saari raat phone pe baat ke Tashah Wo Kambakhat meri Girl Friend ki Ammi thi
Logoon k khof main aa kar haq goi sy nah rukna Yad rakho!Nah to koi moat ko qareeb kar sakta hai Aur nah koi rizq ko door kar sakta haHazrat Alii... (A.S)
ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.ek admi bola helmit to utaro.pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay kia?
ati thie jati thie hasti thie hasa thie baghti thie baghjati thie dekhti thie muskurati thie aj pata chala sali cutya banati thie
Palat kar dekh haseena sene main hum bhie dum rakhtay hain aghar tum apnay BRA may do (.) (.) takhti ho to hum bhie apni chaddi main aik gun rakhtay hain
Boy to girl tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho Girl to boy nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon Boy to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge
Girl:Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo Girl:Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.Boy Aur lo gee Girl NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo
Ustaad Shagird Se:Jo Doosray ko Apni Baat Samjha Na Sakay Woh Gadha Hota Hai Shagird: Sir Main Samjha nahi.K
Mujhy rehti thi talb us ki is shedat se -FARAZ-Wo kehty hain yaad aaty ho hamen B kbi kbi.K
Kagaz ki kashti thi,paani ka kinara tha Khelne ki masti thi,dil ye aawara tha Kahan aa gaye is samajhdari ke daldal me,wo nadaan bachpan hi kitna pyara tha.K
